Hello Operator.

This is my blog. WOW! What an awkward start! I don't really know what blogs are supposed to be about cause I never read any, but apparently it's supposed to be about my life. THATS WHAT NIKKI SAID! Shoot her if she's wrong! Oops, I meant sue her if she's wrong. Shooting her would be a bad thing. Good thing we have freedom of speech in America. Or else the government would come to my house right now, knock down the door, run up the stairs leaving a trail of dirt on the stairs (oh no! the rule for all asians are no shoes in the house!), and injecting me with some mysterious substance that will kill me for approximately 4.2 days... After I wake up from my death, they will use me as a test subject for an incredibly top secret confidential scientific experiment only five people in the United States knows about, and I will eventually die a slow and awkward death. ANYWAY, the point is that Nikki sort of kind of made me do this, and I guess I'm basically writing for myself and MAYBE POSSIBLY Nikki, IF she even reads this... Which I think she won't. But yeah. It's 9 PM now, and I should start my homework. But I won't... YOU KNOW WHY!? Cause I have late start at school tomorrow. THAT'S RIGHT. I go to school at 10:30 and I'll rub that in all your faces if I want, and you know what I'm doing right know? I'm rubbing it into your face. Except I guess I'll be rubbing it into my own face since I'm the only person that's gonna go to my blog and read this. How sad...

Well I guess it's about time to write about my life.

Today, I woke up at eight and ate hashbrowns for breakfast. YUMMMM. Not the (gross) McDonalds kind... the ones that you eat at like Carrows and Polly's and Denny's? I think. Yeah. Restaurant style hashbrowns. YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM. And then I went to school. yay. Wow screw this, I'm not gonna write about my life.


British accents are cool. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Hopefully, you are read this in a british accent. IF NOT, go back and start over in a british accent. Irish accents also acceptable. Like the one in Shrek :) Oh, I've also made a vow to myself never to say "lol" again. But I kind of broke it a couple minutes ago. -BUT THATS OKAY- cause it was one of those situations where you HAVE to say it, or else it sounds like you're mocking someone or just sounding plain stupid. Only true "lol"-ers will know what I'm talking about. Please break the habit of saying "lol"! Make people aware of how stupid that word is! Replace it with "haha" SOOOOO much better and realistic. I've never truly "LOL"ed when I say it. FOR EXAMPLE:

Bob: Hey, whats up?
Me: Nothing much... you?
Bob: Yeah same here
Me: lol
Bob: haha yeah

WHAT WAS FUNNY IN THAT CONVERSATION!? Nothing. To be quite honest, I don't have conversations like that, but if I did, I would say "lol" at that point anyway. I'm done with my random rant on "lol".


Lalala I'm actually considering doing my homework right now. OH SNAP! I missed Project Runway... It's 18 minutes into the show... there's no way I'm gonna watch it now. I'll have to watch it on youtube. Sigh.
Well the party is winding down. Not that there ever was a party, cause there wasn't. But the party in my mind is slowly decreasing in size so I'm gonna have to end this blog. This is the end of my blog.



*Edit: This blog looks ugly and white.